Vertigo-go

Straight from the Kremlin on the Crum comes the freaky flows and senseless sensibilities of Vertigo-go, Swarthmore College's foremost (read: only) improv comedy troupe. Like sand through the hourglass, we don't stop 'til we hit bottom, and like ships in the night, it's often hard to tell how many mimosas our captain has had. With twisted tales of snails' trails and banks too big to fail, we'll keep you laughing to keep from crying as we seek the answers to life's greatest imponderables.

Infused with juniper berries, wormwood, and a dash of crabcore, this ain't your grandmammy's improv. Not your great-uncle's or second cousin's, neither. We're ahead of our time but excessively punctual, post-modern but neoclassical, living on a prayer but vehemently atheistic. We don't take prisoners but we do abide by the Geneva Convention.

So come spend your night with the kraziest kats and kookiest kittens this side of the Mississippi. Laugh. Smile. Cry. Ponder. Sleep. Wake. Laugh. We got your back like assisted living.