Okay, after all that stuff that almost sounds self-deprecating, I will say that people outside of my immediate family and small circle of friends have told me that I'm funny (including GLENN M.F. DANZIG — for real), so that has to legitimize me somehow. It would be awesome (and flattering!) if, after seeing me, you shared that opinion.
If not, it's cool; I understand. To each his own and all that. One person's trash is another person's treasure. What goes around comes around. Two birds, one stone. You snooze you lose!
