Greg Brainos

Raised by a Pentecostal mother and a Catholic father, Greg Brainos quickly learned to hate religion, other kids, and Mavis Beacon. His high school principal tried to kill him. He was rejected by the Marines during a time when even homeless people weren’t denied enlistment. It’s safe to say that he has a gambling problem. Every woman he sleeps with has a mustache the next morning that wasn’t there the night before.

Greg has opened for Mike Birbiglia, Tommy Johnagin, Kumail Nanjiani, and other such notables.